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Love Island scandal as five contestants revealed to be the same man

ITV’S Love Island has been hit by a scandal as five different contestants have all been exposed as the same man. 

A headcount at the villa revealed that Tom, Callum, Curtis, Stevie, and Dan were all in fact a single man called Joe Turner from Leeds.

A show insider said: “To be fair, he’s as surprised as anyone.

“Apparently what happened is he kept going out the wrong door from the audition room then coming back in and they thought he was a different bloke each time, and he’s never that sure of his own name anyway so just went along with it.

“Because there’s no discernable physical differences between any of the men nobody realised for ages. Normally people would wonder why none of the five were ever in the same room at the same time, but that’s not how Love Island contestants think.

“So far he’s been gutted to have been thrown out, buzzing to be staying in, in love with at least three of the girls and apparently almost had a punch-up with himself. We don’t know how that worked.”

Turner said: “I really hope I can win. Wait. Now I think about it, I’m pretty sure I won in 2017.”

Donald Trump's six-step plan to how Brexit should have been done

BREXIT deal? I would have got the best deal in 20 minutes, maximum. Here’s how it should have been done: 

1: Tell the EU no. Straight no. When they try to speak, clarify: ‘Absolutely no way.’ When they try to speak again, get up and leave the negotiating table. Now you have the upper hand.

2: Hold a series of rallies around the country. Promise the crowds that we are going to leave the EU, and the EU are going to pay for it. Get them chanting ‘Brex-it! Brex-it! Brexi-it!’ Call yourself Mr Brexit.

3: Dismiss any difficulties with Brexit – the Irish backstop, the customs union, economic forecasts – as ‘fake news’. If they are brought up again, dismiss them as ‘FAKE NEWS!!!’

4: Single out an actor or TV personality, for example Delia Smith, who is against Brexit. Embark upon a 2am eight-part Twitter attack on her failing TV ratings, unpopular cookbooks, loser football club and mumsy hair.

5: Invite a right-wing ethno-nationalist leader from Eastern Europe who agrees with you to Downing Street. Ignore the fact that they have voted in a bloc with other EU leaders and be pictured agreeing with them on a golf course.

6: That’s it, Brexit is complete as far as you’re concerned. Ignore anything the EU says to the contrary. Run for re-election as ‘the guy who brought you Brexit’. Win.

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