Arts & Entertainment

Kneecap to sue bastards who nicked their thing

KNEECAP have announced they are taking legal action against punk band Bob Vylan for stealing anti-Israel publicity that was rightfully theirs.

Glastonbury is a blueprint for a better society without my parents. By Tom Logan

MY first time at Glastonbury has opened my eyes. I believe it offers a blueprint for a society that is more equal, free of prejudice, and your parents aren’t hassling you all the time.

Dr Dre, and six other musical doctors who in a medical emergency should sit the f**k down

BOGUS doctors are surprisingly common in the music industry. Here are some who may not even have completed the basic seven years of medical training.

28 Years Later follows zombies at awkward reunion event

NEW film 28 Years Later follows the zombies from the original 2001 film meeting for the first time in almost three decades to discuss how they are all getting on.

Eight acts headlining your crappy little local music festival

YOU live in a small town of no real note and yet someone has decided you deserve your own music festival. These are the only headliners you can get.

Five way more sexual album covers than Sabrina Carpenter's: A guide for prudes

CLUTCHING your pearls at Sabrina Carpenter’s new album cover? Grow up and look at some proper smut with these alternatives.

New Pulp album largely about erectile dysfunction

AN acclaimed new album by Pulp focuses on the age-appropriate subject of erectile dysfunction for nine of its 11 tracks.

Chris de Burgh: Acts you'd f**king love to see do a surprise Glastonbury set

LADY Gaga and Pulp are both rumoured to be performing surprise Glastonbury sets. But the anguish of the audience if these artists strode onstage instead would be a joy.

Shitty GCSE English texts, ranked

WAS the last proper book you ever read one you were forced to by teachers when you were 16? These GSCE texts killed your love of literature for life.