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LIVERPOOL fans have launched a bid buy their beloved football club, backed by millions of pounds from the Department of Social Security.
MANCHESTER City manager Sven Goran Eriksson has revealed his players love to chase after sticks and are easily distracted by bright lights.
SIR ALEX Ferguson has apologised for upsetting Reading supporters at the weekend, saying he did not realise they were having their period.
NEWCASTLE United was last night trying desperately to justify itself after signing up for a 'bonus night' of no-strings fun with unstable ex-boyfriend Kevin Keegan.
THE desk of Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has been moved into the car park as a ‘precautionary measure’, the club confirmed last night.
NEW England manager Fabio Capello fell to the ground clutching his face while signing his contract today, claiming he was attacked by FA chief executive Brian Barwick.
DAVID Beckham is to buy himself a Bugatti Veyron, a diamond covered horse and the nation of Equitorial Guinea in a bid to ease the pain of England's Euro 2008 failure.
TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland after the entire country laughed itself to death.
THE wine cellar of Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is such a total poof, according to rival supporters.
SIR Alex Ferguson has demanded a cap on the number of matches Arsenal is allowed to win during a Premier League season.