Sport

LUIZ Philipe Scolari has once again demonstrated his tactical genius after pocketing £15m for just seven months work.

SIXTEEN UK tourists on a Carribbean beach holiday have had their trip thrown into disarray after being forced to play cricket matches.

MANCHESTER City was last night lining up last minute bids for just about everyone as the club looked to secure a place in the preliminary round of next year's Uefa Cup.

NEWCASTLE United boss Joe Kinnear was left red-faced yesterday after accidentally calling his team 'Shitcastle'.  

BRAZILIAN superstar Kaká has called off a move to Manchester after his agent finally said the word 'city'.

LIVERPOOL manager Rafa Benitez has poured scorn on Sir Alex Fergsuson insisting he 'wheel love heet' if his side beats Man United to the Premier League title.

THE death threats to Jermain Defoe suggest someone may actually be taking Portsmouth seriously, experts said last night.

PREMIER league footballers remain utterly ghastly despite their multi-million pound salaries, research has found.

ROY Keane resigned as manager of Sunderland yesterday to spend more time with the 26 voices that echo around the inside of his head.

BRITAIN was riding the crest of a wave of victory last night after repeatedly striking gold in one of those sports that nobody ever watches.