A TEENAGE boy is somehow both a bleeding-heart activist with compassion for everyone and a demon utterly devoid of empathy.

15-year-old Jack Browne constantly bangs on about social justice causes and criticises callous politicians, while also being a complete arsehole to everyone around him.

Browne explained: “The way the wealthy fat cats treat the poor, the downtrodden and the LGBT+ community is disgusting.

“Climate change is going to kill everyone in Africa, and us, but our rich, out-of-touch politicians don’t care about what anyone else is going through. What happened to kindness? And BLM?”

However Browne’s mum Donna feels he should focus his social conscience slightly more on the people around him.

She said: “He refuses to come with me to visit his nan in hospital because she’s ‘boring as shit’, and then I hear from his teacher that he recently went on hunger strike in solidarity with North Korean dissidents.

“I just wish he’d show some consistency. If he treated immigrants coming over on dinghies the way he treated his sister he’d be on trail in The Hague.

“Also despite his untiring fight against racism maybe there are a few minutes spare to clean the bath after he’s used it?”