ORDINARY people who do not give the slightest bugger about tennis are nonetheless rejoicing in Djokovic’s dramatic loss yesterday.
The pantomime villain was deprived of some record or other by a younger challenger who will only be remembered for f**king up that prick’s march to glory and not before time.
Nathan Muir of Hereford, who only saw the Australian Open in round-ups on the news, said: “Hah. That’ll show the bastard.
“I didn’t mind Federer or Nadal’s epic rivalry, which I accidentally read about once, and obviously Andy Murray I liked because he was British. Did he win it one time or two?
“But Djokovic’s one of those rare characters who’s so dislikeable he’s transcended his sport. The anti-vaxx stuff, the personality, and hailing from the country responsible for Europe’s most recent genocides all adds up.
“So hearing he got thrashed in the semis was one of those great sporting moments which brings everyone together. I wish I could have seen his face, but I don’t watch tennis.”
Muir added: “God, I hope he doesn’t use this as motivation to pick himself up and come back even stronger. He’s exactly that sort of twat.”
