ENGLAND fans watching the game in a fanzone today say they will not celebrate goals by flinging their pints in the air because they cost the best part of a f**king tenner.
Despite wanting the traditional fanzone experience of aggressive rowdiness and leaving a huge mess, supporters say it is not worth it when a plastic cup of lager costs almost the same as many people earn in an hour.
Steve Malley said: “Fanzones are great places for like-minded dickheads to get together to shout abuse at the ref and sing offensive songs about Germany.
“The atmosphere is amazing when England score, and in the past we would have launched our pints skyward like a troop of apes flinging their piss and shit around because they don’t have more sophisticated methods of expressing themselves.
“However, when a pint costs as much as it does you’ve got to be really careful with it. It’s basically liquid gold, if gold got you so shitfaced that you end up pissing in the fridge when you get home because you mistook it for the toilet.”
Fanzone manager Lucy Phipps said: “The beer doesn’t have to be this expensive. We just like to rinse these bellends for everything they have.”
