Politics
It was me that called them swivel-eyed loons, says Cameron
DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.
Tories not sufficiently unhinged, concedes Cameron
DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.
UKIP membership drive to include free golliwog
THE UK Independence Party has launched a membership drive offering a traditional British golliwog to anyone who joins by the end of May.
English vaginas are the best in the world, says Farage
NIGEL Farage has admitted conducting research into foreign female genitalia.
Miliband not even good at masturbating
ED Miliband cannot even masturbate like a proper grown-up, it has been confirmed.