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At last, we can fix the economy, say Tory MPs

Independent Scotland to blame cats

UNABLE to continue blaming the English for their misfortunes, an independent Scotland will instead hate cats.

Huhne still better than Clegg

Britain to decide why it's shit

DAVID Cameron has pledged to settle, once and for all, the question of why Britain is so shit.

Scots will get constitutional right to blame Thatcher

Hedgehog gives birth in polling station

Obama regrets promising new Game of Thrones book

PRESIDENT Obama made a number of rash, personalised promises to voters, it has emerged.

Dorries fulfills pathetic destiny

Miliband calls for 'living wage' nobody will earn