Politics

ED Miliband has admitted that he's still looking for the moment that will indelibly define him as a bell-end.

EXCITED Britons have been rushing to see their favourite Labour politicians at the party conference in Brighton.

THE Liberal Democrats' 2015 election promises have been put into a metal tube and blasted into the heart of the solar system.

PRESIDENT Obama has arranged for David Cameron to hold his jacket during a heated exchange on Syria with Vladimir Putin.

DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.

PEOPLE who Snapchat their genitals to each other while watching Hollyoaks should be allowed to vote, according to Labour.

SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.

ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.

IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.