Politics
Tories not sufficiently unhinged, concedes Cameron
DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.
UKIP membership drive to include free golliwog
THE UK Independence Party has launched a membership drive offering a traditional British golliwog to anyone who joins by the end of May.
English vaginas are the best in the world, says Farage
NIGEL Farage has admitted conducting research into foreign female genitalia.
Miliband not even good at masturbating
ED Miliband cannot even masturbate like a proper grown-up, it has been confirmed.
MPs to be paid in food stamps
MEMBERS of Parliament will receive their salaries in food vouchers to prevent them wasting money on alcohol and duck houses.
Cameron just happens to release names of people damaging Russian interests
DAVID Cameron has casually mentioned the names of some people who are 'really standing in Russia's way'.
Ed Miliband to join Scooby Doo Gang
ED Miliband is to quit the Labour leadership and join a gang of amateur detectives led by a ravenous Great Dane.