Politics

VOTERS have got the feeling they have seen UKIP's first MP somewhere before.

THE Liberal Democrat conference has recreated the sleazy atmosphere of an old-fashioned adult movie cinema.

BRITAIN will accept diminished civil rights if it means less Russell Brand on the television, it has emerged.

IAIN Duncan Smith is tipped to win a bet on who can come up with the most idiotic idea at the Tory conference.

THE Conservatives are to reach out to Britain’s everyday bastard-in-the-street.

THE Labour Party conference is to be repeated until more than a handful of people pay attention.

SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.

ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.

WALES has voted overwhelmingly to carry on being rude to visitors.

DAVID Cameron has agreed to let Edinburgh and London take turns running the country.