DAVID Cameron has urged Britain to get into the spirit of the general election instead of accusing him of lying.
The Tory leader refused to apologise for claiming Labour would hit everyone with a ‘£3000 tax bombshell’ insisting that while it may have been complete fiction, it was also a really good story.
He added: “If you’re going to call me a liar just because I’m lying every time I open my mouth then the next five weeks are going to take ages. For Christ’s sake let’s try and enjoy this.
“Labour will force you to sell your house to a Frenchman and then the Frenchman will live in the house with you and touch you on the bum while you sleep.”
Labour leader Ed Miliband said: “Okay, here goes. The Tories will charge people for being gay and if you can’t pay then you have to stop being gay or you go to prison.
“You’re right, that felt really good.”
He added “David Cameron murdered a guy. I saw him do it. He shot him in the face. And then he peed on him.
“Too far? Okay, good to know.”
