Politics

Energy debate halted by blackout

ENERGY executives have escaped a grilling after a power cut at the Houses of Parliament.

Gumshoe Ed Davey vows to solve energy company mystery

ENERGY Secretary Ed Davey has turned detective to find out why bills for gas and electricity are rising so sharply.

Clegg to form one-man party

NICK Clegg is to break away from the Liberal Democrats to form a party called Nick.

New cabinet told to have more affairs

THE Prime Minister has instructed his new cabinet to initiate high-profile sex scandals.

David Cameron owns machine

THE prime minister has a machine and it makes bread.

Ed Miliband still searching for his Kinnock-in-the-sea moment

ED Miliband has admitted that he's still looking for the moment that will indelibly define him as a bell-end.

Britons flock to Labour Party conference

EXCITED Britons have been rushing to see their favourite Labour politicians at the party conference in Brighton.

Clegg fires 2015 election pledges into the sun

THE Liberal Democrats' 2015 election promises have been put into a metal tube and blasted into the heart of the solar system.

Cameron to hold Obama's jacket in Putin confrontation

PRESIDENT Obama has arranged for David Cameron to hold his jacket during a heated exchange on Syria with Vladimir Putin.

ATOS rates Cameron fit for work

DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.