Politics

ED Miliband is now less convincing than a former member of Hear’Say.

BRITAIN is to take the idea of the ‘cashless’ economy a step further by becoming a moneyless economy, George Osborne has announced.

THE brain of Labour leader Ed Miliband is to be transplanted into the body of male model David Gandy.

BRITAIN got two chocolate bars for the price of one following negotiations with a Brussels vending machine, according to George Osborne.

WHO are the men and women hoping to be loathed slightly less than David Cameron?

BRITONS are to receive crude 1940s-style propaganda from the Conservative party.

The prime minister has confirmed that all his t-shirts are ethically manufactured by his wife.

THE Labour party has pledged to renew its unbridled contempt for Scottish voters.

THE jogger who triggered David Cameron’s poison glands is being cared for at home by relatives.

THE government has announced tough new penalties for individuals using sarcasm online.