Politics

ERIC Pickles has admitted his memory only goes back a fraction of a minute.

BOB Crow and Boris Johnson will soon succumb to the sexual tension between them, according to ACAS.

LABOUR leader Ed Miliband has claimed to have done it with a girl.

LABOUR is to change the way it elects its leader in the hope it will result in the election of a leader.

GRINDING financial hardship is preferable to seeing George Osborne looking pleased with himself, Britons have decided.

FORMER Prime Minister Tony Blair is stubbornly refusing to let Britain move on.

THE scandal surrounding Lord Rennard could bring an end to the Lib Dems, it was hoped last night.

WOMEN are too much trouble and should be banned, UKIP leader Nigel Farage has claimed.

DAVID Cameron has urged voters to embrace fracking as a way of flushing Romanians out of the ground.

MR GOVE corrects your misconceptions about everything that has ever happened.