Politics

TWO adult humans have discussed grammar schools from opposing perspectives without either of them going off in a massive strop.

LABOUR leadership challenger Owen Smith stood on stage and said bad things about Jeremy Corbyn right to Jeremy’s face, shocked supporters have confirmed.

UKIP has announced unclear and contradictory plans for a night of drinking in a brewery.

BRITONS are worried that Labour leadership candidate Owen Smith might try to sell them life insurance or solar panels, they have revealed.

UKIP is to accelerate its leadership election to fill the bellend void left by Nigel Farage.

THERESA May has pledged to spend £350m a week negotiating Britain’s exit from the EU.

JEREMY Corbyn has asked leadership rival Owen Smith to pull out of the race so he can run as Labour’s lone unity candidate.

ANYONE hoping to vote for a functioning centre-left party can take a running jump, the Labour party has confirmed.

CONSERVATIVE politicians who attended state schools should be trusted even less than the posh ones, the public has agreed.

THE new prime minister has ordered her PR team to ‘flesh out’ her character beyond stone-faced authoritarianism.