Politics

THERESA May told Britain today that once a clean Brexit is achieved, Britain will weigh anchor and sail across the Atlantic to the New World.

CONSERVATIVE MPs are calling for Theresa May to resign after the price of a Freddo was raised to 30p despite manifesto promises.

A PROPOSED earnings cap has been condemned by idiots who somehow believe they will be hugely wealthy one day.

JEREMY Corbyn has demanded that the prime minister reveal details of her Brexit plan so he can offer no opposition.

JEREMY Hunt has proposed food bank-style 'medicine banks' where people can donate unwanted and possibly out-of-date medicines.

BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

JEREMY Corbyn’s wife has reminded him he is leader of the opposition and suggested he returns to work.

CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.

THE prime minister has resolved that the next 12 months will see her propose a successful policy.

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.