Politics

BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.

PRO-Brexit Tories have begged Theresa May to trigger the device that would blow Britain's economic brains out.

LABOUR has outlined a new policy which will to appeal to broad swathes of the electorate, the details of which have yet to be confirmed.

LABOUR's new leader has been hailed as an exciting step forward for the party.

JEREMY Corbyn has announced that, following his re-election, the Labour party is to be dismantled and put into storage.

THERESA May has created a Cabinet post specifically charged with denying all statements by the ministers in charge of Brexit.

JEREMY Corbyn has told friends that he really enjoyed his second leadership contest in 12 months and suggested they do one every year.

PROFESSIONS and organisations unpopular with the Conservatives must declare their income to foster greater envy and loathing.

DIANE James, the new leader of UKIP has named Halloween psychopath Michael Myers as her all-time favourite fictional hero.

DIANE James, the new leader of UKIP, has promised to come up with a reason for the party’s existence before 2017.