Politics

BREXIT supporters want everyone to see the colourful drawings they have done of Britain's economic future.

TONY Blair believes there may be a role for him in UK politics as long as things remain shit enough to detract from his faults.

JEREMY Corbyn has argued that if deckchairs on the Titanic had been properly arranged it would have successfully completed its journey.

UKIP is now so pathologically f**ked up it has become Britain’s natural party of government, experts have confirmed.

THERESA May confessed to the Conservative party conference that she could well be dreadful at her job but there is only one way to find out.

NIGEL Farage is campaigning against Brexit just to be a total pain in the arse.

JEREMY Hunt has confirmed plans to replace foreign doctors with the internet.

BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.

PRO-Brexit Tories have begged Theresa May to trigger the device that would blow Britain's economic brains out.

LABOUR has outlined a new policy which will to appeal to broad swathes of the electorate, the details of which have yet to be confirmed.