Politics

MILLIONS of Britons are furious that they were allowed to vote on leaving the EU, they have announced.

JEREMY Corbyn has denied 'malicious' claims that he is leader of the Labour Party.

DAVID Cameron has confirmed that he well and truly fucked that up.

YOU are responsible for the overwhelming happiness of this man, Britain has been told.

THE referendum ballot paper includes an option for voters whose priority is not upsetting their friends, officials have explained.

BRITAIN faces a tumultuous decision today because of a relatively small number of annoying, obsessive twats, experts have confirmed.

FATHER-OF-TWO Tom Logan is to front the 'Don't Know' campaign, it has emerged.

RECYCLING propaganda images from the Nazis is the environmentally responsible thing to do, says Nigel Farage.

NIGEL Farage has faced Bob Geldof in a pitched battle on the Thames, just like the fortune-teller said.

RUPERT Murdoch has called a press conference at Downing Street where he will order a vote for Brexit.