Politics

THE prime minister’s wife responded to his gift of a used Nissan Micra by going mental at him, it has emerged.

A WOMAN cannot decide which way to vote in the EU referendum because she fancies Jude Law but loathes Keira Knightley.

STRIKING is the absolute best way to get any improvement to pay and working conditions, the health secretary has conceded. 

BRITISH citizens’ right to never be more than 1,000 metres from a branch of Greggs will be enshrined in law, the government confirmed yesterday.

DAVID Cameron and Donald Trump have learned mutual respect after being stranded together in a remote wilderness.

MANY Brexit supporters are confused by Boris Johnson’s negative comparison of the EU to Nazi Germany, it has emerged.

THE presidents of Nigeria and Afghanistan have been overheard discussing how the British government is 'fantastically corrupt'.

IAIN Duncan Smith has delivered a major speech on Europe by repeatedly headbutting a wooden podium. 

BRITAIN'S flocks are at risk of being devastated by an enormous wolf, David Cameron has warned.

A FURIOUS Zac Goldsmith is throwing gold bars through 90-inch televisions, it has been confirmed.