Politics

DAVID Cameron has chosen to avoid an £80,000 tax bill instead of a shabby and humiliating end to his career.

JEREMY Corbyn is finally starting to like being Labour leader.

THE prime minister has admitted making £80,000 from importing heroin but that it ended well before the 2010 election.

DAVID Cameron’s son Arthur is grown-up enough for a fatherly chat about offshore holdings, it has emerged.

AFTER successfully crying over a sad thing, Iain Duncan Smith has announced plans to try other human emotions.

DAVID Cameron would prefer if Britain went back to talking about his romantic liaison with a dead pig.

NIGEL Farage is still out there, talking a lot of shit, Britain has been reminded.

THE business secretary has confirmed that being dependent on China for steel, energy and all other products is a flawless long-term plan. 

GEORGE Osborne has refused to discuss how much wants to take from the poor to give to the rich because it is his ‘private business’.

THE annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women on Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘hostile group’ list has been leaked to the media.