Politics

MINISTERS who gave contracts for Covid work to close associates have defended themselves by saying they were only guilty of being great friends.

ARE you a traditional Labour voter with a grievance about immigration? Here’s how to vote in a way you’ll come to regret.

BORIS Johnson is making and starring in his own James Bond film to save Britain’s cinema industry.

FANS of ‘Dishy Rishi' Sunak are beginning to wonder if their hero harbours Conservative sympathies.

SCOTTISH people infected with Covid-19 will be catapulted into England to help reduce the country’s number of daily cases, Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed.

AKIN to the brave colonials who created the blessing on the Earth that was the British Empire, the Conservatives are sallying forth to open a headquarters in Leeds.

DONALD Trump is being injected with a litre of bleach which will cure his Coronavirus.  

PRITI Patel has been criticised for a plan to put asylum seekers on Ascension Island. Here she sets out some more ideas to appeal to mad and vindictive voters. 

JUST because the world is in the grip of an accelerating pandemic doesn’t mean you can't have friends over to snort a little sherbert. Just follow these rules:

IF you have a tenuous grasp of facts and reality then Brexit is going great guns. Here are six deluded reasons why we’re totally smashing the process of leaving the EU.