Politics

JEREMY Corbyn has been reinstated to the Labour party after purging all anti-semitism from his system with a 19-day binge.

HI, Keir here. I’ve been given a bit of ‘stick’ for choosing Three Lions as one of my Desert Island Discs. Allow me to reassure you that I genuinely love the following hits.

BIG bad Dom is back on the jobs market. These six tell-tale signs will identify if you’re working with him.

THE blundering dickhead in charge of the country has only gone and got himself exposed to Covid again.

A TRIO of amateur bakers will shoulder the hopes of a nation by creating oven-ready Brexit deals for the final challenge of The Great British Bake-Off. 

WITH her husband due to leave the White House, Melania Trump is reported to be considering a range of career moves, drawing on her many skillsets. Here are some options.

MICHAEL Gove has told the people of Kent that the all-pervasive smell of lorry drivers’ excrement will actually be a ‘Brexit bonus’ for the county.

DOMINIC Cummings has confirmed that he superforecasted everything about the current Downing Street row, including being out on his arse. 

CARRIE Symonds, in her capacity as prime minister’s consort, has announced a full cabinet reshuffle. 

PRESIDENT Trump last night made a number of claims to the American people of dubious veracity. Here we fact-check them one by one.