A SILENT Liz Truss is appearing at workplaces across the country whenever a major f**k-up is being corrected.
From Inverness to Penzance wherever an employee is sorting out a serious error caused by someone else, they feel an insubstantial presence and turn to find the prime minister, hollow-eyed and blinking, over their right shoulder.
Oliver O’Connor of Exeter said: “All last week’s shipping orders had been overwritten onto this week’s by some f**king muppet. I wearily started fixing it. Then I saw her.
“Her mask of a face, reflected in my screen, staring at some imagined object. Her pained smile. A feeling of absence even in her presence. I turned and said ‘Hello?’ but she didn’t react even when I waved my hand in front of her.
“Eventually I gave up, sorted the shipping orders, and the moment I finished and she turned and left without a word. It was a relief to have her gone. It’s not like she was any bloody use.”
Parapsychologist Dr Helen Archer said: “She’s appearing simultaneously all over the UK, from building sites to home offices, never saying anything, never doing anything, just bearing witness to the reversing of the errors of others.
“It’s creepy at first, but she’s such an insubstantial presence after a couple of minutes you completely forget she’s even there.”
