'Me next,' says Boris

FORMER prime minister Boris Johnson believes Trump’s stunning victory proves that his own political comeback is now inevitable.  

Johnson, dismissed as a joke by the media and kicked off a US election broadcast last night for relentless self-promotion, has no reason not to think his own re-election is more than simply a matter of time.

He said: “It would seem that voters love a blustering, mendacious, egotistical charlatan. And who am I to deny them?

“Now our cousins across the Atlantic have agreed deposing Trump, once seen as a reassertion of sanity, was no more than a moment of madness we’ll surely follow suit. Let’s not forget Trump loved me and I him. It was a meeting of minds.

“There’s the inconvenient matter of becoming an MP again, damn our hidebound political system, but it’s no more than a formality. I shall soon ascend again, like Trump, like Napoleon, like Julius Caesar.

“The people of America have spoken, and soon there will be a corresponding echo from our small but mighty land. My place at his right hand is assured. Let’s get on with it.”

ITN political editor Robert Peston said: “I would love to be able to say he’s wrong.”

Trump urges caution as election may have been rigged

PILLAR of democratic integrity Donald Trump has urged his supporters not to get carried away until the veracity of his election has been investigated. 

Even on the cusp of victory, Trump has warned the US not to celebrate until it has been proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the result of the election was not due to vote-tampering.

He told his Florida rally: “Elections, you know? Very important. Very complicated. So much paper and counting. You should see all the paper and counting, just incredible.

“We counted wrong last time, as is now established truth, and the peaceful march to the Capitol was ignored which was so nasty. It shouldn’t have happened, not to Trump.

“Have we counted wrong this time? It’s too soon to tell. There could be more votes for Kamala – that’s what I call her, Kamala, such a good name, important to say it right – we don’t know about. We don’t want to mess this up, folks. Things would get ugly.

“The polls are saying I’ve won but we all know you can’t trust polls. They said Hilary was going to win by a landslide in 2016 and look how wrong they were. They couldn’t have been more wrong. My lawyers, the best lawyers, are going to fix this.”

Radical leftist Norman Steele III said: “What a responsible president. Always so dedicated to doing what’s right for everyone.”