ARE you the sort of dense or uninformed voter who still thinks Boris Johnson will be a really good prime minister? Read our guide to what sort of gormless Boris fan you are.
You think he’s a good laugh
Let’s examine Boris’s humour credentials. Boris enjoys slapstick larks like pretending to fall over in a river or getting stuck on a zip wire. His verbal humour usually consists of tired jokes he thinks are terribly daring, eg. women in burqas look like post boxes. So yes, he is very funny if your idea of hilarity is a racist Norman Wisdom.
You like him because you’ve seen him on telly
This is an insult to anyone who takes politics, or indeed anything, seriously. It’s actually a shame we can’t choose the PM off TV, because some celebs seem pretty intelligent and decent, eg. Kirsty Wark. Christ, the guys off Masterchef look more focused and competent than Boris. Even the Loose Women might be worth a shot.
You believe he ‘speaks his mind’
Yes, good old Boris, unafraid to confront rarely discussed issues such as Muslims and EU b*stards which, purely coincidentally, are the same topics that excite every dimwit in the UK.
You are a fanatical Brexiter
You’re so far down the Brexit rabbit hole that anyone who supports it is wonderful, and anyone who doesn’t is traitorous scum. The question is how far you take this demented logic. If they supported Brexit, would you like Hitler? Jack the Ripper? Noel Edmonds? (He probably does support Brexit, by the way.)
You have no f*cking idea who he is but support him anyway
A view expressed surprisingly often in TV news vox pops. You have to wonder how these totally clueless f*cks get through life. Do they think about dialling for a pizza, then decide they’ll just try eating the sofa instead?
