Society

PEOPLE who describe themselves as religious may also be a bit thick, according to new research.

EVER increasing vets' fees are prompting pet owners to try haphazard DIY repairs on their animals, according to new research.

NHS managers hope to save millions by paying patients with expensive ailments a cash bonus to leap off the nearest tall thing.

SUFFOLK Council is to put 9,000 of its malingering, overpaid functions out to private tender.

UK police chiefs have decided that if they let crime get bad enough some sort of masked hero is bound to intervene.

PEOPLE dabbling in the occult need to show more dedication if they are to succeed at 'the craft', according to top coven leaders.

GLOBAL society is to be re-organised on the assumption that everyone has dementia.

EMPTY disabled parking spaces have become almost irresistible after it emerged that most badge holders are probably lying anyway.

VIOLENT, handsome midgets are to pose as choirboys in radical new measures against predatory priests, it has been announced.

A BOAR is to have his tenth litter by 10 different sows, ultimately costing the UK taxpayer as much as £2 million.