Society

VINCE Cable has predicted another economic crash after reading about it in the newspapers.

SHOUTING obscenities while punching the dashboard makes traffic jams disappear, according to new research.

BRITAIN'S sexual health policy will be decided by 68-year-old spinster Margaret Gerving.

LAWYERS have been forced to cut the price of super-injunctions by up to 75 per cent after it emerged they do not really work.

THE End of Days has brought death, demons and pestilence to the planet, leaving many mid-sized UK towns the same or slightly better.

CHILD-abusing priests got carried away by the freewheeling 'paedo power' culture of the 1960s, according to the Vatican.

SOARING living costs are forcing middle-class families to cut back on the things they think make them look cool, according to new data.

RUGGED, pop-drinking manual workers with no tops believe sexism is rife in the workplace, a study has found.

ELECTRONIC reading devices are not as good as real books for making you look clever, it was claimed last night.

THE reputation of human nature has hit new lows after a comprehensive study found it includes believing in god.