Society

Charities told to stop being a bit weird

CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.

Most seaside donkeys on smack

BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.

Twitter silence highlights misogyny and narcissism

A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.

All the good shit in storage

ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.

Pretentious cafés won't do full English despite having all the ingredients

ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.

Who am I to judge the Pope, says gay man

A GAY man has said that although Pope-ish acts are bad, a Pope-ish orientation is not.

Ant Day declared a national holiday

BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.