Society

THE number of people buying houses has been linked to what a massive ball-ache it is.

OVER-INDULGED infants will grow up to employ you, it has been claimed.

GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.

GENUINELY eccentric people are selling their character traits to young social media obsessives, it has emerged.

MANY local councils are to charge more for what amounts to emptying bins, it has emerged.

THE UK is going to be a total bastard to foreigners and people in general, David Cameron has announced.

GEORGE Osborne hopes to fix the economy by reversing the polarity of the pound.

CARDINAL Keith O'Brien's ferocious hatred of gay marriage may actually be rather sweet and sad, it has been confirmed.

NERDS are at serious risk of being recruited by terrorist groups, it has been claimed.

A JURY yesterday asked a judge if it was the jury.