Society
Plain-looking students' exam success goes undocumented
STUDENTS who fall outside the bracket of 'nubile sexy girls' may or may not have gotten good A Level results.
Near death experience gets contemporary makeover
GOD has updated the 'near death experience' for the first time since the 70s.
Woman tells sad story then has photo taken on park bench
A WOMAN has revealed her anguish, heartbreak and anger before posing on a park bench.
Train companies praised for punctuality of fare increases
RAIL fare increases have arrived bang on time yet again.
North goes into mourning
PEOPLE in the North will observe three days of mourning following the death of the founder of Pukka Pies.
Age at which it is socially acceptable to smoke cannabis raised to 52
THE social stigma against smoking pot into middle age has been officially lifted.
Home workers spend all day laughing at you
HOME workers spend up to 85 per cent of their working day laughing spitefully at anyone stupid enough to be in an office.