Society

UNRULY abandoned men could become a fixture on the high street as music, technology and DVD shops collapse.

THOUSANDS are leaving Facebook because they want to get back into face-to-face bragging, it has emerged.

WEATHER forecasters have issued an exclamation mark in a triangle, urging Britons to freak out.

IN a move designed to cut food wastage, people that run chip shops will be taught the difference between 'small' and 'shitloads of'.

THE dog from Monopoly could easily win the next general election, it has emerged.

BRITAIN has not been reduced to a post-apocalyptic wasteland, populated by insane cannibals,  it has been confirmed.

AN old blanket that has been lining a dog's basket is worth $12 billion, it has emerged.

MILLIONS of professionals are beating the back-to-work blues by vowing to maim a colleague or supervisor at some point in 2013.