Society

ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it.

KICKING someone in the bollocks is not always the same as kicking them in the bollocks, experts have claimed.

SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.

BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses.

MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better.

BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.

CAR and bike owners have agreed that they hate people who travel on foot.

GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.