Society

BRITAIN doesn't need any more drug consumption rooms, it has been claimed.

ANY requests for a pay rise this year will be met with a stern look and possibly being hit with a ladle.

RELAXED planning laws mean that the entire surface area of the UK will become decking, it has been claimed.

A USELESS parent is uncharacteristically worried about whether the MMR jab is safe.

1) Baroness Thatcher's coffin leaves Westminster and is taken up Whitehall to Downing Street where it will be removed from the hearse and dropped on Geoffrey Howe.

MINIMUM wage worker Tom Logan believes the extra £4.80 he earned yesterday nearly ended up destroying him.

A MIDDLE-CLASS man thinks he has a rapport with the people building his extension.

THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.