Society

BRITAIN'S gay couples have taken another step towards being able to quote that bit from Captain Corelli's Mandolin about volcanoes.

COUPLES who share regular marathon drinking sessions are more likely to stay together, it has been claimed.

THE skeleton of Richard III has vowed to re-boot the Wars of the Roses and slaughter his rivals to the throne.

FORMER inmates of Britain's toughest prison, the London Dungeon, have described being kept in deliberately horror-themed conditions.

BRITISH workers could enjoy six days off per week if they could manage a single day of uninterrupted work, it has been claimed.

CONSUMERS hate being constantly asked for feedback, according to feedback data.

BOLLOCKS has replaced English as the UK's most commonly spoken language, it has emerged.

FRUSTRATED broadband customers have decided to pay 'up to' all of their bill.

A NEW version of the UK citizenship test will be based on the country's warped, mentally-damaged value system, it has emerged.