A MAN has discovered his partner has terrible double standards about sex scenes that are not part of the popular TV show Bridgerton.

Tom Logan’s long-term girlfriend Nikki Hollis enjoyed watching Viscount Bridgerton perform cunnilingus on Kate Sharma, but was strangely annoyed by him watching hot housewife-themed pornography on his laptop.

Logan said: “Nikki seemed totally cool with the sex in Bridgerton, so I assumed it was fine to open my laptop and watch two hot MILFs getting it on with a pizza delivery guy.

“How wrong I was. She was all like ‘What are you doing?’ and ‘For f**k’s sake, Tom’, just because I’d undone my belt and was taking my trousers off.

“It’s the hypocrisy that rankles. Sure, the sexy toffs have a bit of backstory, but how do you know that two large-breasted, dick-hungry MILFs and a well-endowed guy with shaved pubic hair didn’t have an intense, passionate love affair as well?

“Also Cougar Cock Patrol 6 only lasts 20 minutes, which to my mind makes it a more succinct and tightly written piece of drama than Bridgerton.”

Hollis said: “I was probably a bit harsh with Tom. Bridgerton would be much better with some facial ejaculation shots.”