A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.
Tom Logan has told anyone who would listen that he knows there was something he wanted but that his mind has gone completely blank on what it is.
He added: “Oh Christ, what was it? Honestly, there was definitely something I was after, but I got distracted getting here and now I haven’t got a bloody clue what it was.
“I’m looking around in the hope it’ll jog my memory, but all I can see are things that I’ve already got or that I got bored of ages ago.
“It’s a sign of getting older, I know it is, but I just cannot lay my hands on why I came in here in the first place. I’m starting to doubt I ever knew.”
Logan eventually had picked up a spatula, reasoning that in the long run it was as good as anything else.
