TEENAGE bastards playing music on a bus are fully aware that it is annoying everyone else, it has emerged.
Tom Booker, 15, and his friend appear to be merely inconsiderate but are actually getting a massive pathetic thrill from the pointless antagonistic situation.
He said: “So far no one has suggested turning off the tinny dirge coming from my phone, which is obviously a huge victory for me.
“I have successfully demonstrated I will not be fucked with by an elderly female pensioner, several glum office workers and a harassed mum with a crying baby. I am the king of the bus.
“The best thing is the way people want to say something but can’t pluck up the courage. Imagining how they must despise themselves just makes my fiendish mind games all the more delicious.
“If confronted I would actually just use one of my hilarious put-downs, such as muttering ‘prick’.”
He added: “If you’re white provincial teenagers from a village near Worcester it’s traditional to pretend you’re an intimidating street gang.”
Booker’s music was later abruptly turned off when a large Polish builder sat near him.
