NEARBY MILFs are gagging for you to look after their kids for a few hours so they can go out for a drink with their mates.
Sexy mums in your area are yearning for a strapping young man such as yourself to pop around right now and take care of their burning babysitting desires, no strings attached.
Ravishing mum of two Emma Bradford purred: “I’m at home all alone, except for my daughters who need to be in bed by seven. Have you got what it takes to satisfy me by looking after them, stud?
“Don’t be shy, I’ll make it worth your while. You can help yourself to all the snacks you want and if I’m not back until after midnight I’ll pay you an extra tenner. I know that’s what all men secretly crave.”
Mother Joanna Kramer with huge naturals murmured: “I’m lying here wearing nothing but stretched out maternity leggings, a baggy T-shirt I got from an old work do, and my lumpy cotton dressing gown. Don’t keep me waiting all night, the bar shuts at eleven.
“I’m not looking for a long term setup, this could be a one-time deal for all I care. In, out, we don’t even need to exchange names if that’s what you’re into. I’m desperate, my usual babysitter is on holiday.
“I’m willing to do anything to make this happen. Except sex of course, I’m happily married with a loving family and don’t want to throw that away.”