A UNIVERSITY fresher is currently getting ready for the night out that will destroy her career in a decade.
Excitable maths student Nikki Hollis, 18, is blissfully unaware that the evening will lead to disciplinary hearing and dismissal in a decade.
She said: “We’re going on a big pub crawl with everyone from my halls of residence, it’s going to be so much fun. I’m not a massive drinker, but I can let my hair down.”
The subsequent video of her puking into a drain wearing Wonder Woman costume will be posted to Instagram by some bastard.
She will not be aware of this until seven years into a promising career, when it will be used to oust her from a promising position at a management consultancy firm.
The group’s male party-goers will also be the subject of several risque videos, including footage of them groping women in a club and singing racist football chants, but will face no repercussions either on the night or in future.
