A MAN carrying flowers has prompted speculation about whether he is a sensitive romantic or a lying, cheating sack of shit.
The unidentified male crossed a busy high street while holding a bunch of colourful blooms, inspiring other pedestrians to leap to conclusions about his situation.
Mother-of-two Nikki Hollis, 33, said: “He’s obviously done something wrong, blokes don’t just shell out for flowers for no reason.
“My money is on him either getting caught at a strip club or trying to bang a co-worker. He looks the type. I hate those kind of guys.”
Fellow observer Tom Booker said: “Oh god, he’s one of those over-the-top, flowers-and-chocolate romantic types.
“They’re always going too far, showing the rest of us up. I hate those kind of guys.”
However florist Emma Bradford said: “When he came in earlier he said he just liked flowers and could I suggest something simple and classy to brighten up his house.
“Not an unreasonable request to make of a florist, but even so I just instinctively hated him.”
