A MAN is such a continental sophisticate that he can catcall passing women in fluent French, his impressed mates have confirmed.
Julian Cook amazed his pals by delivering leering, sexist comments at a group of passing women in flawless French when it was clear English was lost on them.
Friend Stephen Malley said: “They clearly understood what he’d said. You could tell by the disgust on their faces.
“This is a game-changer. We need to get a lads’ trip to Paris organised pronto.”
Cook said: “I simply enjoy improving my linguistic palette of seductive talents. It’s so much classier to yell ‘suck my dick’ across a busy street in the language of Molière and de Beauvoir.
“And I think women really appreciate a man telling them what a fantastic ar*e they’ve got in their own language. It shows that extra bit of respect.
“I can also catcall in Spanish, Italian and very basic Dutch. I won’t do German. It’s just too harsh a language for such beautiful sentiments.”
