BRITAIN is one of the best places in the world, according to a sarcastic think tank.
The Paris-based quality of life experts said: “We particularly like the food in your country, because frying imparts such a deliciously oily texture.
“Also your town centres are great, they feel so safe and welcoming on a Friday and Saturday night, especially at those lovely corporate nightclubs, or after a successful game of your national sport, soccer.
“Obviously the work-life balance, friendly muscular dogs and the weather are great too.”
