A WOMAN in her early thirties has no idea if ‘millennial’ is the right bullshit label for her.
Emma Bradford is racked with uncertainty over whether to identify with the term, with her doubts compounded by the suspicion that only millennials worry about being called millennials.
Bradford said: “I think Twitter is a waste of time, but I’m on Instagram. I watch Game of Thrones but not Doctor Who. I eat gluten but not kale.
“When Buzzfeed writes a listicle that they claim only millennials will understand, I usually understand about half of it.
“I live by myself, which is not very millennial, but on the other hand, I’m a self-employed person whose job involves helping evil corporations sell shit, which is millennial as fuck.”
Bradford added: “I read the other week that I’m part of Generation Brexit, but if you call me that I will drop you.
“The horrible truth is that I am probably just fairly normal.”