Science & Technology

FACEBOOK’S ‘On this day… four years ago’ feature has reminded a Facebook user that four years ago he used to actually post stuff.

GOOGLE has unveiled plans to pay its £2bn EU fine by blackmailing you about all the weird and/or dirty things you look up on the internet every single day.

RESEARCHERS have found the fossilised remains of a Southern caveman who lived in a fancy cave eating dinosaur sushi.

PRINGLES potato chips destroy your soul, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN’S robots are enjoying the hilarious and heartwarming TV appearances of Theresa May and Philip Hammond, they have revealed.

VEGAN scientists have announced the discovery of something else they can talk about apart from their veganism.

BRITAIN’S technologically challenged fathers believe they are dealing with the threat of more cyber-attacks.

COMPUTERS are a pointless load of bollocks, it has been confirmed.

THE Conservatives have claimed that without private electricity, Britain’s flatscreen televisions would still be showing the test card.

A SOCK, missing for three years, has unaccountably returned to the wardrobe from which it vanished.