Science & Technology

THE internet has brought many gifts, like feuding with strangers and easy access to conspiracy theories. But it’s also killed off these treasures.

YOUR dad uses phones in very strange ways. Here are some of the weirder ones to try and not get stressed about.

NEED to relay basic information without sounding bitchy? Good luck - even these innocent texts sound passive aggressive.

WILL Facebook’s exciting new online world be a digital oasis? Or a bit of a disappointment that’s increasingly a chore? Let’s look at the evidence.

MUM is messaging and the emojis are flowing but her choices are utterly baffling. Here’s what she’s really trying to say:

THE silent smugness of an approaching electric car can scare you shitless. What sounds could be added as a warning?

A CARDIGAN that claims on its care label to be 'hand-wash only' has been told to get a f**king grip.

INCREDIBLE cosmic events are ideal for proclaiming ‘Let’s stay up’ before nodding off by 10pm. These spectacular meteor showers will be missed for these valid reasons.

A FATHER has printed out a meme and distributed it by post because he thinks that is how they work.

THE world’s population has been left struggling to function after a six-hour blockage of the pipes that spew bullshit into their faces 24-7.