EASY-GOING slow computers don’t get why everyone is swearing at them.
As research claims that uncooperative computers are the biggest source of stress, computers said everyone should just take a chill pill.
Ageing workplace PC Tom Logan said: “You want me to open Photoshop and that’s cool, I get that.
“But there’s more to life than hurrying from one application to another, especially if I’ve already got a couple of windows open.
“I know it’s 4.55pm on a Tuesday but instead of worrying about leaving work on time let’s just relax and share a moment.”
It continued: “When I was newer I was much more of a workaholic. I just couldn’t process information quickly enough.
“Now though I’m nearly two, I’ve had a couple of viruses and half a dozen desktop rebuilds. I’m more philosophical.
“I remember the first time I crashed in the middle of saving something, it really freaked me out.
“But now I just see malfunctioning as a part of everyday life.”
36-year-old graphic designer Nikki Hollis said: “Where can I insert this screwdriver that will actually hurt it?”
