A WOMAN who split up with her boyfriend last month is confident she can still ask him for help moving, to fix her internet and other household tasks.
After the end of their three-year relationship, Sophie Rodriguez remains convinced that Jack Browne will still be eager to hear accounts of her working day, lend her his hoodies and rehang doors, and those actions were not linked to regularly seeing her breasts.
She continued: “Jack and I said that we didn’t want everything to change because we were breaking up. So pretty sure he’ll be over to change my bike tyre later.
“I’m still texting him with updates on that cow Kirsty at work, I’m still using his Apple+ account and I’ve told him I’ll come and stay at his on Friday when I’m going out with the girls. He can still hold my hair when I’m puking at 2am, just like he always did.
“The only difference is I’m on Hinge trying to shag other men now, but I’m telling him all about it so he doesn’t feel left out. I know he’s supporting me every step of the way, offering emotional support when I phone in tears about being ghosted or bad shags.
“He’s not just an ex-boyfriend – he’s a part-time therapist, tech support, car mechanic, HR law expert and jacket supplier. And I’m sure I do stuff for him, too.”
Browne said: “I probably will do all that, but just in the hope of getting back with her.”
