MEN have admitted that remaining committed to one woman is far easier during winter months without all these bare legs and cleavages.
Across Britain and in holiday destinations across Europe, men have confirmed that the laissez-faire approaches to monogamy in sun-soaked countries makes sense after only a few days of watching lithe young women wearing mini skirts in Aldi.
Horny husband Tom Logan said: “In a British winter, it’s so chilly and drizzly my chief erotic fantasy is persuading a young woman to remove her duffel coat.
“Fidelity’s fine when when everyone’s in jumpers so thick you can’t tell who’s got tits. The problem comes when it warms up, and the streets are a lascivious carousel of short shorts and halters you can stare at behind your mirrored sunglasses.
“How am I meant to remain true to in my heart when there’s a redhead running her tongue around an ice-cream two sunbeds away? How can I avoid thinking of other women during sex when that Italian girl keeps bending over? It’s unfair.
“I always thought the Spanish and French were that way because of a lack of moral fibre. Now I realise the rise in polyamory isn’t because of liberated ideas about relationships, but global warming.”
Wife Alice Logan said: “While conversely, the more British men I see with their tops off the less sex I want, ever.”
