Man obsessed with threesomes having to make do with onesomes

A MAN who constantly talks about threesomes is only having a series of onesomes, it has emerged.

Tom Booker likes to bring up the topic of group sex as often as possible, including the phrase ‘double the action, double the fun’.

He said: “Oh yeah, I’d give two women the time of their lives. Not every bloke has the stamina for it, but I sure do. That said, I am quite picky.”

Booker confirmed that he has not had sex since last summer when his girlfriend left him but his solo sex sessions were ‘keeping him busy’.

He added: “I frequently approach pairs of women to ask if they would like to ‘make a sandwich’ or ‘play piggy in the middle’.

“And then I oink.”