Lifestyle

RESIDENTS of houses with storage heaters have begun yet another doomed attempt to find out how, or if, they work.

A KINGFISHER going about his day is feeling uncomfortable about being watched by a strange man with binoculars.

A COUPLE who thought a cycling holiday would be a wonderful adventure changed their minds after two miles of cycling.

A TOTAL numpty who has won £170m on the lottery has claimed he will not let it change him, even though that is manifestly the whole point.

BRITAIN’S bald men are absolutely delighted that hat season has come around again.

BRINGING small screaming children into restaurants is legal, it has been claimed.

MIDDLE-AGED Britain is officially entering the season where it awkwardly wears leather jackets, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is struggling to go anywhere without a takeaway coffee in her hand.

A WOMAN in Bristol is unable to get rid of her partially shaved haircut, it has emerged.

A MAN with perfect teeth has told friends that he never misses a dental check-up because he loves them.