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A MAN who claimed his family holiday in Cornwall was great is obviously lying, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who was ‘cockblocked’ whilst chatting up a woman in a nightclub has revealed it was just what he did not need at that moment.

THE daily cost of living like an affected tw*t in the capital has rocketed in the last year, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who is a strong believer in astrology cannot understand why her strange supernatural belief system has not led to a lasting relationship.

ARE you aspirational parents who think the summer holidays should be a gruelling educational experience? Here’s how to make your kids cleverer than their friends.

ARE you genuinely edgy, deep and enigmatic or is it a thinly veiled attempt to get attention? Take our test and find out.

A COUPLE are totally independent thanks to food they grow themselves and money they inherited from their families.

MEN can 'have it all' according to a 38-year-old who managed to masturbate twice before work.

IT’S boiling hot, you’re sticky and total b*stards keep driving past in their noisy cars. Try getting a cool seven hours with these tips. 

A WOMAN driving in the heatwave is so sweaty she is wondering whether it is possible she might have actually p*ssed herself.